tom-sits-like-a-whore:

rebloggable, as requested :) 

I loved that story. Very informing and entertaining. I know look at all women with stronger respect.

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50shadesofmattcohen:

kar-cinogeneticist:

So, this happened.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

i could say no words over his. literally i could only make some type of screech.

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latulapyrope:

zoomer-zlorpuff:

wwonderful:

latulapyrope:

humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year in highschool

even after aradia dies in a car accident in their junior year

i hate you

I’m sorry but:

why did you do the thing

why would you do this to us all?

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bryanthephotogeek:

Samantha Bee is a role model. 

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4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

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camplazlo:

sharingayn:

please reblog this everyone needs to see this dont stop until its on the tumblr radar

signal boost

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zbsiempre:

rebellious-teens:

fuckthingsup:

puckleberrylover:

I didnt have to hesitate for a moment to reblog this after I read it.

OWNED

forever reblog, scum

love you maddie

OH my god, this is the most powerful thing I’ve read in a long time. Instant reblog.

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fatallywhimsical:

meenah38d:

meenah38d:

_{“Please don’t take my sunshine away.”}

x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x

guys help me get this to 20,000 notes

that was really cute and sweet and then i got to the end and i justsdgsdhdznj

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umbrellaraptured:

Happy Father’s Day!

c2ndy2c1d:

FUCK 

there’s a waterfall falling down from my eyes. 

My feels. They hurt so much.

Hi, I just wanted to Advertise my Homestuck guild on Gaia online. So for all of you homestuck gaians, or just love homestuck roleplaying. I am having 60 people join my guild as different god tiers, and having a battle to the end to see who is the best. Do you think you can use your god tier abilities the best, find out. Rules are on the main page, and just ask to join, and I will accept you.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds-home/god-tier-war/g.400857/

Today, the 11th of June, is the release of the final version of the game, Sburb. And today, 8 friends have decided to join together to play this game. Who might these heroes be, you may ask, well I say…shut up and let me tell the story.

Let us start with one of our many protagonist, Michael Gascon, or called by his friends, Mike. 

As said, you are Mike, and you have a large variety of interests. First, you love MUSIC and MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, and you play most of them. Your friends may disagree, or say you have to many, but you just ignore them. Though the pile is starting to get a little big. You also have a passion for SHITTLY DUBBED ANIMES and CARTOONS. In fact, your walls are covered in them. You also love LARGE and SHARP WEAPONS, which you keep all of the ones you don’t keep in your strife specibus in a pile in the corner of your room. Another thing you take interest in is CHILDRENS PLAYING CARD GAMES, in fact, you modeled your modus into a DECK MODUS. And, to top off your insane fetishes addictions hobbies, you also love to make clockwork. Though, truthfully, you mostly break them instead of making them. You keep all of your discarded in a pile in your room as well. 

Your pester chum acount is destructiveClocksmith, and you +alk camly, bu+ are prone +o ran+ing.

So, to start this blog off, I have decided to do a take on my session. This involves a Prince of Time(Me), a Knight of Mind, a Page of Life, a Bard of Hope, a Witch of Void, a Rogue of Space, a Seer of Heart, and a Thief of Rage.

First, the Prince of Time. His abilities are to destroy time, or destroy with time. So he can use time in a destructive manner, like take dangerous objects from time, and use them. He can also regresses or age enemies to non-existence in a second. He also has the basic time abilities to travel through time. He could also pass into doomed timelines easily, and learn from them to stay in the Alpha timeline. A few problems he has are that time clones would be extra doomed, meaning they would die faster than normal clones. He would also have a high frequency of snapping, due to the weight of highly destructive abilities, and the heart break that happens to most princes.

Next, the Knight of Mind. He would be able to protect his allies by utilizing thoughts. Basically, any thoughts that could lead to something that can injure his friends, he can wipe from enemies minds. He can also attack with thought waves. The problem with him is that as a knight, his session will lack his aspect, making his session full of stupid ideas by the rest of the team.

The Page of Life has the abilities to share life, and good feelings with there allies. At the beginning, he will be very weak, and constantly be helped by there teammates. But later on in the session, they will become a very powerful healer, probably the best of all Heroes of Life. Anyone near them will be constantly healed, and couldn’t die, due to the strength of his later abilities. There only problem is that when fighting enemies, he could probably only heal them if he cannot control his powers, which will then allow his teammates to die.

A Bard of Hope, one of the sadist god tiers. His abilities lie in allowing destruction and allowing destruction through hope. So, he allows his enemies to feel hopeful, in a fight, and then just crushes them, along with there hope. They will also crush allies and enemies hope, and be pretty pessimistic. They will also destroy there own hope, making them prone to wallowing, and not able to fight. Being a bard means that they are a wild card, and can cause the eventual winning or losing of their session.

Now, the Witch of Void. She would have very weird abilities. First, she can manipulate void, with this, is is able to manipulate nothingness. So, like most void layers, is most powerful in the void and using no weapons. She would also be able to navigate through the furthest ring like a walk in the park. She would also be able to manipulate secrets, so learning all secret parts of Sburb. She will be very powerful, but very dangerous, for if she went Grimdark, she would be extremely powerful one. 

The Rogue of Space is a little simple. There abilities revolving about taking space, and giving it to others. Her main abilities would revolve around teleportation, due to taking the space someone is in, and moving it somewhere else. She would also be able to help her allies, by taking the velocity of her enemies, and making her allies faster, and shrinking her enemies, and make her allies larger, or vice versa

Next, the Seer of Heart. There abilities would revolve around reading and seeing the future around the soul and emotions. These abilities will allow them to keep the team in check emotionally, making sure that certain ‘triggers’ won’t affect the team in a bad way. They would also be able to know who works best together, making them a great tactician, and a great therapist to the team.

Finally, the Thief of Rage. There abilities revolve around stealing emotions, mostly negative, from everyone around them. They can both be very helpful, and dangerous. By stealing the negative emotions from the team, it can keep fights from happening. Unfortunately, they will be taking on these emotions themselves, making them unpleasant and violent at times. They can also steal positive emotions from enemies, making them sad an easy to kill.

Through my unbiased opinion, this session would have many problems, but would have the ability to succeed. It has the necessary Time, Space, and Knight players for it. It also has a Page of Life, which will keep morals up, mortality rate down. The Seer will also be able to help the more dangerous Prince, Bard, Witch, and Thief in check by giving them daily or weekly therapy sessions. The Knight will also be able to learn any secrets the Witch is hiding. Unfortunately, the Prince will be a problem to the entire session. He will have to keep a check on his powers, and if went rogue, only the Witch and Knight would have a chance against him. The Thief will be dangerous due to emotional bursts, and the strength gained from stealing these emotions. The Bard will be a problem by accidentaly keeping the groups moral down, but would be fixed by the Seer. The Knight’s presence will also cause many bad decisions to be made through out the game. And in the final fight, the Rogue could lead the team to victory, with an easier win due to the Prince, Witch, Bard, and Thief as fighters, and the Page, Knight and Seer as backup.

mcflyy:

I need this on my blog. lol

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es-tea-enne:

noncanadiansatan:

bertismylife:

vickisaurusrex:

cute names for ur newborn child

• yeehaw
• ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• hte Spaghetti
• lil shit
• swiggity swoner i have a boner
• genocide

come on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), we’re gonna be late

how is that pronounced

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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